jean's perfect jawline

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

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my bones be cracking so much, bitches call me knäckebrot

#this is a 100% moron only zone#they’re both upset because they BOTH think they’re being rejected#despite it being literally the opposite of what’s happening here#one of them said the word ‘friend’ by accident and it set off an echo chamber of assumed rejection#and both decided they were being rejected and both start having category 5 emo meltdowns#you’re both! trying! to tell each other! how much you love them!#don’t make me spray you with the water bottle#emma 2020 (x)

ah yes, villain decay

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

The hoodie is the modern day cloak

Y'know what this isn’t a bad post

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3

i don’t think native english speakers can ever fully appreciate the emotion i felt when i first found out that the vulnerable spot on the side of your forehead which is arguably the best spot to be kissed is called your temple 

I’ve never seen Hannibal but I think the plot is “what if your therapist ate people and also wanted to fuck u” Or something 

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel