oh no I got a tumblr again

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

me at any point in time: I have got to listen to more music I have got to watch more movies I have got to read more books I have got t

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

Headcanon that Shane doesn’t drink just because of his diet, but because he’s absolutely terrified he will tell everyone how much he misses Ilya Rozanov and how good a kisser Ilya Rozanov is and how much of a sex god Ilya Rozanov is and how amazing at giving head Ilya Rozanov is and how much Shane loves giving Ilya Rozanov head and how much he loves having Ilya Rozanov’s giant cock inside him and how he can let down his guard with Ilya Rozanov and just how much he’s in love with Ilya Rozanov.

He decides to lay off alcohol after one night with the Metros he almost doxxes himself while playing a drinking game where he answers the question Who’s the most famous person you’ve slept with? and with no hesitation he says Rozzzzz while for full five seconds forgetting he had sex with Rose Landry