oh no I got a tumblr again

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

Headcanon that Shane doesn’t drink just because of his diet, but because he’s absolutely terrified he will tell everyone how much he misses Ilya Rozanov and how good a kisser Ilya Rozanov is and how much of a sex god Ilya Rozanov is and how amazing at giving head Ilya Rozanov is and how much Shane loves giving Ilya Rozanov head and how much he loves having Ilya Rozanov’s giant cock inside him and how he can let down his guard with Ilya Rozanov and just how much he’s in love with Ilya Rozanov.

He decides to lay off alcohol after one night with the Metros he almost doxxes himself while playing a drinking game where he answers the question Who’s the most famous person you’ve slept with? and with no hesitation he says Rozzzzz while for full five seconds forgetting he had sex with Rose Landry

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc