cause i’m a punk rocker, yes i am

he thinks hes being funny,,,,,

see my idea of a fun time out at the bar is being the table warmer, I love sitting watching the drinks and coats and purses and seeing my friends have fun. thats my idea of a fun bar night

so doing that but Dennis is your company, he's your table warmer as well. I can see maybe all the other chairs are covered in coats or something so he's standing beside your chair which makes it the perfect height for him to talk just loud enough for you to hear him over the music but just quiet enough no one around can hear him

hes a few shots in cause trinity begged him to do a couple with her and hes still got his first drink but theres a buzz in his brain thats making him a little more loose lipped. he talks about how hes had a crush on you since like day one, how he would treat you right and he hates hearing you gossip to princess and perlah or cassie about your shitty hookups. he tells you how he'd never never leave you unsatisfied, whispers about how he'd probably go down on you first before fucking you soft and slow, unless you want him to be a bit rough he's happy to oblige. all the while theres a soft giggle at the end of his sentences, a teasing coo and hes got this smile like hes trying to charm your father and promise that his intentions with you are all pure. yes I'll have them home by 11, no my hands are completely innocent they wouldn't dare wander