Anna Brolena ayy

ummmmm excuse me Human, i am noticing we are not petting me? i am a little baby of seven (7) years old and i have never been loved in my whole entire life (tragedy.) your eye balls must not have seen when i ran in front of your legs six times in a row. i will now Scream until this mistake is fixed

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

proship? yeah i quite like big boats

shipping discourse? yeah i guess international trade can get quite complicated at times

problematic shipping? yeah the seas can get rough sometimes

I am someone who schlenders. Bummels, even. Straight up am flanieren.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

every woman 20 years older than you who you admire had to sit on the floor of her bathroom and wail more than once to get where she is these things have to happen will happen will be useful to you someday

dudes who are normal will be like im joker insane but women who have not felt real since they were seven will be like im average normal