Grey(matter)

Me: Calls the cops

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

Big same

Maybe children do it right when they worship the postman, garbage man, people who operate cranes and diggers, instead of admiring the toxic wastepool of Hollywood that we adults seem to.

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

the guilt has hold of you. confess

Only Bens allowed

By definition, it’s impossible to skip breakfast.

Reblog if u cry every time

my type: men who don’t hunt or fish

the aesthetic of american far right christianity is horrifying

run-down signs screaming about hell in the middle of nowhere is my aesthetic though

You don’t know true pants-shitting fear until you’re driving in the middle of nowhere, not a single sign of civilization as far as the eye can see, haven’t seen another living being in three hours, and then out of nowhere suddenly looms a half-destroyed barn with the words “HELL IS REAL” painted on what remains of the roof.

I’ll be honest, you could say most of these were from a horror game and I wouldn’t doubt you. 

Implying America isn’t a horror game lately.

America isn’t a game. It is just a horror.

@saathi1013

The skeletal remains of touchdown Jesus is one of the more horrifying things I’ve seen.

The line “heathens were calling him touchdown Jesus and imagining playing football with the Lord” is hilarious to me because one of the most pervasive Christian summer camp/“get the kids excited” songs is called My Father’s House and talks about Heaven as a great vacation destination, and everyone’s favorite line is “It’s a big, big yard where we can play football! TOUCHDOWN!” And yes, please do imagine several hundred kids getting more excited about playing football with God than literally anything else that week.

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend, if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

truly the language of love