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partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

Misfire, reload and try again evilwizard

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????