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“After she received criticism from a journalist who disapproved of a sultry red dress Monroe wore, going as far as to say that even a potato sack would have looked better, Monroe's film studio, Twentieth Century Fox, took advantage of the negative press and arranged a photo shoot where Monroe wore just that: a potato sack. It was the only piece of evidence necessary to prove that the actress would look radiant no matter what she wore.” - InStyle

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