anilily

There are too many Touhou games, what is it even about??

i guess this is why non-disclosure agreements exist.

I googled this for days and days once and couldn’t find it so I’m going to reblog it now for safekeeping

“There’s a customer coming, they’re afraid of dogs. Quickly, the customer is coming. Quick, the customer is coming. Tengheng, you go bring the little baby in as well. Go get Baby. Okay, okay, put them down… put. Good. Let Baby have some of this. Let Baby eat some.” (The cat’s name would be similar to something like Baby, Bubba, or Darling – an endearment used as a given name.)

This was literally like getting slapped across the face five times

@kkankuro i kno u one of them naruto fans

Scarlet Johansen is being fitted for red contacts as we speak

@under-the-arch

the fuck is wall street bets

An subreddit dedicated to day trading in the stupidest ways possible. They treat trading as casino (which it kinda is) and are unrepentent about how they see stock market as a big meme. They were the guys who discovered Robinhood’s infinate leverage exploit, and have done a bunch of other insane bs.

I… I think I need to take a look at this place

Let’s fucking GOOOOOO

Just wait till the corporatist shitheel progs here and on twitter are given an ostensible reason to call for the destruction of WSB. I’m willing to bet anyone that this will happen. They’ll be declared nazis or white supremacist adjacent or something. Watch.

@assoc-of-free-people I could put money on it being called “interference in our markets” and “economic warfare” by “Russian bot troll farms.”

I did a google search to see if the first shots had been fired and the top result was one of the worst propaganda pieces I’ve ever read from “inequality.org”. The narratives they’re pumping out, platforming and promoting are straight up inversions of reality. The technocorp masters screech about misinformation while they produce nothing but misinformation.

Yeah it won’t take much to get the “eat the rich” crowd circling the wagons to defend insanely wealthy Wall Street investment managers once someone issues talking points. The only part of this I hate is that apparently every time these guys cause the Wall Street assholes to lose money, that automatically results in the Wall Street assholes getting bailed out… with our money. Or is that a different sort of bailout?

I think I read Citibank stepped in to bail out the insolvent hedge fund but yes. It’s fiat currency and a liquidity pipeline to the favored. It’s functional corporatism. Needless to say common people eat shit when the major stock market players make moves on a whim. There is no bailout for them when they’re left holding the bag.

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

oh what the FUCK WHY

Thanks I hate it.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

this is the only good corporate tumblr post ever. i love you too elmo.

if you haven’t heard what disney just did to their college program cast members, including the ones who came from other countries, do me a favor and learn about it, talk about it, share it, spread it, i need this to be known. i need this to not go away. they need to face consequences for what they just did to THOUSANDS of employees (most of which are under the age of 25) with such a short notice. please dont let them hide what they just did.

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