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happy pride month everybody

one of the underrated lessons from lotr's Aragorn is to avoid responsibility for as long as humanly possible, possibly in the woods, possibly without showering, until the small folk need you or whatever

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You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

everything so scary & forever .

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My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with her. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The queen of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send her a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yuri, my liege