do it for Donna Troy

kayaking with a can of beer and a cigarette, I have never felt like an eastern european father more

when someone asks me about an interesting fact about myself and I'm forced to say I made the color green a part of my personality instead of saying as a preteen I convinced myself that hugh grant was my biological father

I hope andy serkis ends up regretting everything when nobody goes to see his stupid movie 🤞

I need someone who is good at recognising birds because I'm not sure if I was blessed with seeing a very big crow or a raven and this happened 2 days ago and I still think about this bird like it was this one stranger you meet and who changes your life

ok 1 good thing about an ear infection, I abandoned my headphones so I can sit down with my coffee on the balcony and try to guess which birds are flying around by sound. jackdaws and magpies are very easy to identify