yes! trust me! a dagger!

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

every uk prime minister sworn in after 2015 can't govern. all they know is resign, hold referendum, resign, eat hot chip, and resign

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

[ID: A Fullmetal Alchemist screencap of Ed punching Hohenheim in the face, captioned “Happy Father’s Day.” End ID]

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

it seems like the key theme of fungus is that they eat everything including things otherwise impossible to eat, they get everywhere with their tiny spores, and they grow and be happy wherever it is wet by eating the surroundings. So if get inside your body (wet) they eat you. so your two main options for being a multicellular organism are developing an immune system (most animals) or hiring other fungus to beat the shit out of the fungus that gets inside your body (most plants)

there were times in my life when fungus tried to eat me. they try to eat most of us sometimes

yea plants do have an immune system but they also regularly merge with fungi into superorganisms so it's very different. they have complicated signalling to determine who is friend and who is enemy. meanwhile mammals are over here like "KILL EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T US!!! Fungus? Kill. Bacteria? Kill. Myself? Huh, come to think of it, my intestinal lining is looking at me funny. I never liked him." *develops autoimmune disorder*

being an animal is so cringe. cant merge with fungus into superorganism, can't reproduce vegetatively, can't photosynthesize...what are we even doing

croissant seeking behavior