mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

One of my favorite pornos (for nonsexual reasons) was this one about 4 women working as interns under one dude. They all know that only one intern is getting a full-time job, so they all decide to suck it out of the manager's dick, which devolves to an orgy. At the end after they wipe the cum off, the girls argue about who's getting the job, when the manager says "Girls, girls! You were all great, but the company's shutting down and we'll all be laid off at the end of the week."

That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard maybe I should try watching porn

Not to be a prude this is just so bleak. something about everything said here is so bleak like talking about porn so casually like its the sunday comics

sorry mother superior should we be making jokes about the next church bazaar

collapsing onto my fainting couch, scandalized and overcome with the vapors that someone discussed media with visible ankles

talking about media that reflects the public consciousness' anxiety about an increased job instability and economic desolation and the bleak part is that the conversation involves a penis

This is kind of horrifying

holy shit

my ass could never survive a saw trap with my processing disorders like, sorry mr. saw what did you say after 'I want to play a game' I couldn't understand

mr. saw do you think you could turn off the scary red lighting it's just a little too overstimulating given the circumstance and I promise it's very difficult for me to find the needle in the haystack under normal conditions thank you

mr. saw how long do I have to perform surgery on myself with this rusty needle, I don't have my glasses and I am legally blind

mr. saw could you turn the subtitles on your video

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK