woot woot!

My mom has a friend who looks like Matt Damon but fat and his nickname is Fat Damon

bro lock the fuck in what are you Yabba Dabba Doing

my car is a dinosuar

just so u guys know when i like yuor vent posts thats not me being mean its me sending you a big hug and love to yoU!! because i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i do it it’s bc i feel da sameeeewe

stupid

meaningless

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

booooo put porn on the dash

health isn't a virtue.

spoyerkinshireness on the other hand actually is a virtue

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

this post implies a child j

I saw Dracula buttfucking a Frankenstein

Whats nathan fielder up to. Do we have eyes on him

#PinkyUp

Damn. Did you learn to use your words the next time you are asked a question? Maybe answer honestly rather than blame the guy because you lied?

do you think op can hear you

how do i contact this man to give him a blowjob

Well it's like a nudist beach where you can saw your penis off with a saw

no its not

who told you that

Well it's like a nudist beach where you can saw your penis off with a saw

no its not

sepsis can be cured with matzah ball soup zoom zoom