why

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

it makes scents when you think about it

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

person (non-practicing)

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

He is, however, in the mafia

Call me a woke leftist cuck but children should be able to talk to doctors without their parents knowledge