Lighten Up

I believe in true love because of the way I love

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

hannibal lecter truly thee character of all time. hes an aquarius. hes bisexual. hes european. hes a cannibal. hes in love. hes an artist. hes a monster. hes way too human. hes a haunted house. hes a god. hes a devotee. hes a bit pathetic

always some kind of fucking temperature

we could provide electricity to everyone on earth if we put tom cruise on a hamster wheel and told him to go crazy with it. but the church of scientology won’t let us do that

personally if i’m out walking and smell laundry or someone else’s cooking or campfire i immediately get hit with a wave of nearly overwhelming comfort. on account of the joie de vivre

I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

a lot of newer vampire media has abandoned "can't stand sunlight" as too cheesy or too big of a limitation but it's good it's so good i forgot how good it is. vampirism comes at an immense cost it's both eternal freedom and eternal confinement its unending vigor and beauty is a thin veil over the brittleness of something already dead!!!! fuck yeaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world