I Love The Moon

i really love having contamination ocd at the same time as the food safety precautions have been systemically dismantled in my country it's really cool and good for my already stellar health

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

fernald (aka hook-handed man aka hookie) is 100% doing this with count olaf

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

doyle thought his friend harry houdini was a real wizard and only pretended to be a magician to keep up appearances, and he was offended that harry never admitted it to him

It’s June

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

whatever you say you sexy lil bitch

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot