Random stuff ig

this has been scheduled since last month

today

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

lets go guys @the-real-gmail

Leaving the bog!!!!

I missed it nooooo

shit I cant leave the bog

thank fuck it’s still Tuesday here

aw man it’s wednesday

dw bud you’ll be in time next week

Everyone raid Wal-Mart next Tuesday with me

@walmart-the-official look out

yess thank you

So, uh, OP, never see again

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Today, I jumped up and hit a Question Block. A coin came out of the block. That made me really happy.

im glad that my extended family seem to be vaguely aware that im nonbinary but it makes christmas funny because most of my aunts have a very simply formula of "the girls get perfume and the boys get cologne" . and they seem to have realised they cant really do that for me, but havent come up with a consistent genderless solution yet. so each year is a delightful surprise. plain unbranded soap. those gloves with touch screen fingerpads. one year i got TWO different puzzle books. its a fascinating look into the minds of cis people and i appreciate it so much.

Hello, we’re big computer company. We are truly grateful for your support! Our latest update will add a giant shit in the middle of your screen. You cannot remove it.

The stockholder will see great benefits from this one

Handled raw chicken. Now I can't touch anything ever again until I forget that I did that.

how did you make this post

Fuck

I had to debone 4 whole chickens once, I think I might actually never touch raw chicken again

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First is wrong, 2 is right