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1. At 9:46pm, this F fan drops these two screenshots showing an IG account with a slur in the display name (blacked out) and a profile picture of Hudson and a friend. (Appears to be Hudson and this was confirmed because of the tattoo on his leg). This account was made in 2016 (screenshot for this later in this post)

2. Almost two hours later, at 11:41pm, someone DM’d Hudson’s friend Kalem. This is not the other person in the profile picture on the 2016 IG account. There is no known information on if other people were sending DMs to Kalem but it seemed like he knew what account was being referred to, and he replied the IG account was not his. (The person who DM’d him shares the same timezone as I do. I verified to make sure this fit in this spot in the timeline)

3. At 11:58pm, so just 17 minutes after Kalem was DM’d, someone posted a screenshot showing the IG account changed their username, the display name (they took out the slur), and the profile picture.

4. At 12:01am, Under the original post of the F fan who initially shared the screenshot of the IG account, someone posted a screenshot showing the 2016 IG account could not be found. In the screenshot, the username, display name, and profile picture are the same as that first screenshot.

5. At 12:44 am, someone tweeted a screenshot showing kalem was following the IG account and in this screenshot, you see the profile picture is changed, there is no display name, and there is no bio. The third screenshot here is the screenshot from the tweet and highlighted in red showed this person took the sc their tweeted at 12:39am. To make this more clear: At 12:39am, someone took a screenshot showing Kalem following the 2016 IG account, then they tweeted this screenshot at 12:44 am.

6. At 12:54am, this is also under the original tweet from the F fan, someone shared a screenshot of a different account that happens to share similar username as the 2016 IG account. It is a one letter difference. This account was made in 2020 and it is based in the US and it only follows anime accounts. It does not appear to be connected at all to the 2016 IG account.

After this, the 2016 IG account could not longer be found, concluding that they must have permanently deactivated.

Again this is just a timeline based on when this information was being posted in real time.

My take:

I’ve already shared on this account through asks that a lot of things about this seemed fishy to me. First, if Kalem was made aware that this account was found at 11:41pm, if they knew who else was being this account, why would they not tell the person to delete or deactivate it right away? Instead, whoever had the login information decided to troll for a bit by changing the profile picture and username. The username seemed like they were making a reference to the fact that there’s a video of Hudson butchering the pronouncing of bibimbap. That’s what it seemed like but I have no way of confirming this. I do think this username is the only connection to the 2020 account. As in, in their rush to find a new username for the account, they saw that someone else had already taken ‘beepboop+’ and just added the extra p at the end. But anyway, to me it doesn’t make sense that, one of Hudson’s friend was alerted about this, and instead of the account being deleted right away, they still kept it up.

The other thing that is off to me is the screenshot from point 4. The timestamp of the post shows it is after the profile and username was changed (point 3) but the screenshot shows the original profile picture and username. It could be that the person who tweeted this took the screenshot earlier. So this would mean the person behind that account deactivated and then reactivated with a changed username, profile picture, and display name. Again this just seemed suspicious to me because now this has lost credibility in my eyes. If this was someone who was caught doing something they shouldn’t have been, the account would have stayed deactivated.

The other inconsistency (and this has been talked about elsewhere) is the Kalem follow. Again, someone made him aware that this account was leaked at 11:41pm. But somehow he was still following the account at 12:39am (point 5). Granted, it could be that he replied later, like after 12:39am or something. Except also at 12:39am, someone tweeted a screenshot they took of Kalem’s following about 30 minutes before, showing Kalem did not follow the account. It makes me question the validity of the screenshot from point 5, however I don’t think this proves that Kalem never followed the account (because I do think he was following it). If anything, it shows that after being alerted, he made the logical decision of unfollowing. So this just highlights how odd it was that the 2016 IG account, instead of staying deactivated, they came back to troll. It also makes it less likely that Kalem was the one making these changes. Like why would he not make sure he was unfollowing the account first, before the leak at 9pm, if it was him making these changes?

I do think the account belonged to someone that Hudson and his friends knew. Hence why his friends were found following (three friends specifically, including Kalem). I know there’s been things about how the following count for the friends’ account not changing after the 2016 IG account deactivated, but I think that was just a glitch in IG’s system. What is sketchy though is that outside of Kalem’s, the other friend accounts haven’t been active in years (one hasn’t been active since 2018 and the other since 2024). So this claim that his friends were rushing to mass unfollow the 2016 IG account makes no sense in this case because it seems like only Kalem was actually active. And again it seemed like he took the logical steps after being alerted.

So if it wasn’t Kalem who had the login information, whoever did knew what was happening on twitter almost beat by beat. I keep bringing up Kalem because there’s some people that think he did have something to do with the account but nothing seems to support that. I don’t know if this makes sense but what I’m trying to say is, someone must have been telling the person who ran this account what was happening on twitter. That the screenshots had been released and they’ve been caught. Some people think the person was Kalem because he was DM’d but it’s unlikely that he was behind it because it seemed like he unfollowed right away, while the person behind the account went on to troll. So that means, whoever leaked the screenshots on twitter (not the F fan because they were given this information by someone else), knew how to contact the person who still had access to that account. Or the person who still had access, had to know that the account was exposed on twitter, because how else were they able to change things relatively quickly? In the case they made these changes because they were getting a bunch of notifications of people requesting to follow, why deactivate to just come back? you’ve been caught right, so why are you trolling?

I’m sorry but if I was this person and I was caught like this, I would have just deleted the account instead of deactivating and then reactivating with a change profile aesthetic. Like what’s the point of doing that twice before finally deleting for good? Either the person was really arrogant or really stupid (or both). If anything, it only shows how easily the profile picture and username of an instagram account can be changed. And I know this all seems like I’m coping but I really just want perfect clarity on this ‘evidence’. Especially because this is something that haters have known about for a while (there’s a screenshot from hudcons showing they knew about the 2016 IG account since April 26, with the slur in the display name and profile picture featuring Hudson).

These are the same people that aired out all the ‘dirt’ they found on him and his closed ones as soon as they had it (like stalking his gf’s family on facebook for example). Just yesterday they were trying to say Hudson was racist because a clip from sketchfest showed his ass being smacked by a jet black dildo. Now, if I wanted to make people believe someone was racist, and I had to choose between the screenshots of that IG account and a 5 second clip from a comedy screening of him getting slapped with a jet black dildo, which option would be the best to choose to achieve this goal? Certainly not the one likening a jet black dildo to the penis of a black man, thus implying that real life black people are jet black in skin tone.

The F fan account who posted that first post, they said it was sent to them by Hudcons. Again, why now? If they’ve had this since April 26, why didn’t they use this when they turned on him immediately, in real time, after that stop rpfing statement. They. Were. Livid. And they stayed livid for an entire week. Within that same week, a gc was leaked showing that they are not above giving information to Hudson’s haters so he would get more hate. And that wasn’t even because they were angry at Hudson, they just wanted to take attention away from C. So for as much as they harassed Hudson for that whole week over four words, why wouldn’t they have released this information then? If Hudson was following this account before he cleared his follow list (both back when he first did it in nov/dec and this week) why in the world would they not have taken that screenshot. That would have been more damning than anything. Because so what they found 3 friends who followed that account? And so what the profile picture had a photo of him? Again the account itself showed how easily that can be changed. If this was their big nuke, they would have used it a long time ago.

It doesn’t make sense, for as desperate as they are to cancel Hudson and see him fail, for them to play the waiting game. Almost every day. For 7 months. They’ve tried to push narrative after narrative after narrative of how terrible a person he is. Does that sound like people who are capable of patiently waiting to drop truly incriminating information. Especially when this is there reaction from just today?

We already know these people don’t care about racism. They don’t care about how this affected black fans or black people in general (and it’s truly offensive of them to act like they give two fucks) because their ultimate end goal is to take Hudson down. Why? I truly have no idea. But they’ve been at this for months. And they’re still going. So can anyone be surprise, that whatever comes after this, will also be meant with skepticism?

He is Freaking Out bc he doesn't actually know what Ilya's phone number is. His SIM card got crushed underneath a pair skates, so there's no recovering "Lily's" contact card.

On top of that, his old Ottowa number won't transfer to his Montreal provider. So "Lily's" texts will now be delivered into the ether. Or to some random person's phone if his old Ottowa number gets given out again.

Ilya of course has literally no idea this has happened and is sending his usual flirtatious messages to...silence. No response. He's not even getting left on read. Because the messages aren't even getting read. He goes through the five stages of grief. Fuck Shane Hollander, he doesn't need this shit. They're supposed to play against each other Tomorrow for fucks sake. His resolve lasts for about....two hours? And then he's on social media. What's this fucking asshole up to that he can't even read Ilya's texts?

He pulls up the first interview, the one right after Buffalo. Shane looks....really stressed out. Which is confusing given that they've just won.

"Yes of course I am super happy to win. Unfortunately the locker room celebration did get a little out of hand though."

He holds up his mangled phone.

"So if you're trying to contact me, sorry about that!"

He's blushing and smiling and seems so flustered and embarrassed. He's looking at a camera, millions of people can hear him, but he's speaking directly to Ilya. Ilya's face breaks out into his "you have a stylist?" smile. He feels....a little embarrassed about his crashout, but also super fucking relieved. Ilya swipes through a couple more videos and watches the most recent interview.

"We are absolutely looking forward to facing off against the Raiders. Also I brought this up last time but, turns out I can't keep my old phone number. So if you're texting me and I'm not responding, it's because I can't!"

He laughs, but it seemd a bit forced. Like he might tear up if he gets pushed the wrong way. Ilya goes back and watches through all the interviews since the Buffalo game. Shane has found a way to bring up his broken phone in every single interview for the past two weeks. It's so sweet...and also a little heartbreaking. He knew exactly what was gonna happen, and was terrified of Ilya thinking that he didn't want to talk to him. He didn't want Ilya to feel alone and confused and upset. He's so fucking ernest and endearing.

Walk with me- Shane and Ilya amicably breaking up after high school, Shane going away for college and Ilya staying local and he’s just always with Yuna and David.

Shane calls his dad and Ilya is in the background chirping him over old McGill tape.

Shane FT’s his mom and she’s at the grocery store with Ilya there reaching for something on a high shelf.

“Hey mom I was thinking about coming down this weekend!” “Perfect, Ilya just got us tickets to-“ “never mind.”

He comes home for winter break and. Ilya. Has. Moved. In????

“Honey it’s temporary, there was an emergency with his dorm and we had somewhere for him to stay!”

Shane finally confronting him like “why are you trying to steal my parents?!?!!” And Ilya jokes it off like “I can’t help that there are two cooler versions of you.”

Grosser/hornier thoughts below please do not perceive me or this

Ilya, as the captain of the gayest NHL team, is asked for comment on this. Of course, this is half way through the season while the Cens are sitting first in their division and second in the league. So Ilya says, “Ah, yes, I can see how he would think that. It seems unfair that being queer is clearly such an advantage for hockey players. We are just much better players, and having so many of us on one team, while very fun and nice for us, does seem to be putting us above everyone else in the standings. Perhaps more teams could play well if they had gay players? The Admirals are okay, but they only have one and we have four, so it is not quite fair.”

There is a rampant debate online over whether Ilya actually understands that the original comments were homophobic or if he genuinely believes that people think gay guys are too good at hockey. People also start speculating about who the fourth gay player is because Luca hasn’t actually come out publicly yet.

Scott Hunter has to put out a statement that he doesn’t believe his homosexuality has had any impact, positive or negative, on his athletic ability even though he believes being out of the closet and in a fulfilling relationship has made it easier to focus on the game.

Troy posts a tweet that just says “got gayer and got better”