men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

letos

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

IT'S TRUE and it makes it really easy to explain the humors (and other Shakespearean passages having to do with personality being determined by bodily composition) to students!!

huh

You join a new fandom and you become acquainted with a new flavor of moron you didn’t even know god could make

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

because of the x-files I used to think that martha’s vineyard is this special place in america where the families of their government agents live and obviously they shouldn’t, because aliens regularly come to martha’s vineyard to abduct them.

🥺🥺😭😭😭

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real