You've Lost Your Muchness

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

Wearing a mask really makes you realize how much “hearing” what someone says is actually lip reading

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

there should be a new emotion added to the spectrum of emotion called "the feeling u get when u were obsessed with supernatural in like 2012 and carry on wayward son comes on and it's a genuinely good song but you feel like a ghost has walked through your body"

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you