passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels
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passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels

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People are like āthese animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletonsā but no. Itās all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/
Why do you think thereās so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but itās incomplete and confused. Canāt figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.
See I know what Iām talking about.
Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (theyāll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).
Upon review I think that maybe vodka isnāt for me.
#man this guy should write a book or something
Next treegrave universe book theyāre all trapped on a spaceship and some dude fractures his arm and now the ship is Haunted
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So Iāve been binging a bunch of DPxDC crossover fics cause theyāre hella fun. And I wanted to make some fanart for a handful of the fics Iāve been reading just to show how vastly different Danny gets portrayed. Itās really fun!! I love when ppl make Danny get Jackās tall ass geneās, but itās also funny to see him as a scrawny lil guy. Heās a pretty moldable character
Anywho, itās just been fun, so hereās some fanart. Thanks to the authors for writing them š
Fics in order of art:
Like Beta Fish Do by @clockwayswrites
Ghost in the Morgue by @the-witchhunter
Secretary Danny by DeathlySilent13
If You Give a Bat a Burger by @noir-renard
If you give any of these a read, just make sure you mind the tags/ratings
Aaaaaah the suits are just perfect!! Exactly the type of patterns I was thinking!
Your lines are so toothy! I love them.
I like the idea of Robin being very territorial of her friendship with Steve. She's never had a best friend and now she has a soul mate and she is not giving it up. She's deeply insecure and wants to keep Steve in her pocket with her. Steve is all for this (they are codependant your honor).
Tommy comes into Family Video? Robin is intercepting him before he can talk to Steve, rambling at him about their new releases until he loses the war of attrition.
Steve joins a basketball group? Robin comes to all the games in Steve's borrowed basketball shorts to heckle from the sidelines.
When Eddie comes into the picture, he expects Steve to be his biggest obstacle in the party, but Robin is constantly staring at him with these huge, unnerving eyes and asking pointed questions.
Finally he comes out to Robin and admits his crush on Stevebecause maybe they don't get along, but Robin could not be more obviously a lesbian and he needs someone to talk to.
She turns on a dime and all of a sudden she's his greatest ally in the wooing of Steve Harrington.
Today in australia they started senate hearings on the bill the government hopes will make enough disabled people die or disappear to make us all less irritatingly expensive for them. We had two weeks to submit feedback on over 400 pages of complicated legal terms. They don't care what we have to say and they donāt care that this will kill people and disenfranchise disabled people across the country.
There are 760,000 Australians on the National Disability Insurance Scheme, the system that - if they feel like it and your personalised plan says you get to have it - provides funding for everything from personal hygiene care to support workers to therapies to assistive technology. It's already very hard for disabled people to get on the NDIS, regardless of your disability. It's near impossible to access most support and equipment without being on the NDIS. And the government has announced that they want that number to drop to 600,000 in four years. 160,000 of us cut off the Scheme - and countless more denied access. This will cause deaths. People will die and people will suffer because there is no safety net. The NDIS is the only option for most of us. Even private health insurance doesn't cover most of these things. Nobody will swoop in to save us.
The bill wants to give the (non disabled!) NDIS minister basically unlimited power to cut our funding. They're already planning what they'd do with that power. What rights they'll strip from us. What dignity and freedom they'll remove to make their budget look better.
The bill wants to force people to try every treatment out there before they're allowed to be on the NDIS. Including if the treatment is literally impossible to access. Thereās a lot of us living in regional areas or out bush who can't just pop to the capital cities for specialists. This will especially hurt disabled First Nations people in regional and remote communities, who already experience limited access to healthcare. Oh, and it includes chemical restraint, too. The government has directly refused to exclude chemical restraint from the required process, calling it "trialling medication".
If you're australian and worried, the ABC did a good breakdown of the proposed changes.
I know australia stuff doesn't really pop up on the radar on this site, but I want everyone to know what's going on. What we're fighting for here. Your australian disabled friends might be NDIS participants fearing for their life, rights, and freedom. They might not be a participant and afraid these changes mean they never will have access. We deserve better. The government built a system with no backup plan, and now they want hundreds of thousands of disabled people to pay the price for their bad planning.
Sorry we're too expensive to have rights, I guess.

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I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when itās just hurting women
and I donāt even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile
Vampyr (1932, dir. Carl Theodor Dreyer)
when england lose, women bruise
There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.
There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!
And why are you all saying lotr was also a way for me to process the trauma and horror I experienced watching my own sons and students fight in WWII. Just because one of my characters longs to fight alongside her loved ones to save her country instead of being told to stay put, keep calm, and carry on while the world around her completely falls apart and all hope seems lostā¦..made to silently bear witness to the death and destruction of her people and the lands she is unable to protectā¦.
Yes, I began writing these books during WWII while my sons were actively on the front lines, but my experience watching the young people I loved and taught dying to save me and my country from invasion in WWII bc my generation did not in fact end all wars WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!
Everyone thinks the fantasy is in the elves and orcs instead of the idea that a group of friends all survived to go home. I must once again stressā¦
I love the idea of Shane being not just good at hockey but good at all sports, to the point where it fascinates and infuriates the other Centaurs
Because what do you mean they went to the batting cages for some silly fun to watch everyone flail at an unfamiliar sport, only for Shane to need three practice swings before figuring out the force and timing needed to start hitting every single pitch? What do you mean he sets the course record at the mini golf place they have the Pike twins birthday at? What do you mean he learned how to play cricket over a long weekend in the UK? What do you MEAN your Canadian ass that grew up on a calm, tiny lake went to visit Rose in LA and just learned to surf from āsome guyā one of the days she was busy??
Shane doesnāt get why they all think itās so crazy. Heās a professional athlete, heās good at full body and mind control as well as adaptability and hand-eye coordination, and heās so used to being the best in the world at hockey that he views being mundanely good at anything else as barely noticeable. He argues with Troy over whether he counts as being good at basketball just because he killed them all at the basketball shooting game at a Dave and Busterās
They all start making bets to see who can find a sport Hollander isnāt good at. Harris is convinced heāll win with figure skating because Shaneās muscle memory will want to work against him with a technique thatās so similar but also so different, only for Shane to come out of an afternoon learning from his old friend who was at the Olympics with the ability to do simple jumps and spins and is insisting the whole team learn so they can incorporate it into plays. Harris is not allowed to make suggestions after that
Ilya just sits back and lustily watches his husband destroy their friends at volley ball, wrestling, tennis, broom ball, and ultimate frisbee. Shane participates in an all pro athlete Ninja Warrior event to raise money for charity and Ilya canāt watch the clips of Shane flying through the course like a bat out of hell unless he is able to fuck Shane immediately after it ends

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You know, I think people don't process things we read the same way we process things spoken.
Like, reading comprehension on the Internet is infamous (combined with the ratio of interactions on a post vs the amount of people who see, as the introduction of polls on tumblr demonstrated thoroughly and rigorously), but you also have the phenomenon of people straight up not reading signs in public (like opening times for a business).
On top of that the wild misinterpretations/bad faith responses that you just don't see irl at the same frequency. And I won't take the 'people are idiots' excuse, the sample size is just too large, we've all done it at some point.
I just think there must be some reason it's so consistent lmao.
The US having an entire city in the middle of the desert dedicated entirely to gambling sounds like a thing other countries would make up about the US as a joke but its real and no one bats an eye at it
They also do divorce
You know I held myself back from going off on an infodump about the history of divorce in Las Vegas for the sake of this joke but the amount of people reblogging this version from me and not getting my history based joke about how divorce was important in shaping the economy is Las Vegas is driving me a little bit crazy
The people want an explanation so an explanation I shall give.
Basically Nevada used to be like. Nowhere. Even more nowhere than it is now. They broke several rules when they made it a state actually because the population wasnāt big enough to justify it but they wanted Lincoln to get more electoral college votes or something. I dunno.
Point is, thereās not much in Nevada. Sure, thereās silver mines. Thereās local tribes who are pretty cool. Thereās wildlife. Thereās some neat mountains. Not much water though and water is needed for most industries and large scale civilization.
This vast emptiness ended up making Nevada what it is today though mostly because of crime. Itās hard for the feds to stop your crime when youāre surrounded by a whole lot of nothing. Is the state and federal government gonna trek through the Nevada desert to scold you? I donāt think so.
Local governments today in Nevada can often trace themselves directly back to criminal organizations and corrupt groups of politicians, including the city of Las Vegas and the very large unincorporated community of Paradise which is actually where the Las Vegas strip is. Why is Paradise, Nevada still an unincorporated community despite having over 180,000 residents? Because if thereās no city government thatās one less government entity your casino has to pay taxes to. Duh.
And these crime people and casino owners and easily bribable politicians despite their many problems did figure something out. Tourists like doing things that are illegal in other places. Californian tourists in particular. And one of the illegal things that all Americans really but especially Californians wanted to do was get divorced.
Around 1930 Nevada became one of the first states to make no-fault divorce legal. Not only that but the required waiting period became six weeks. Not only that but only one spouse had to live in Nevada for those six weeks. To this day, the waiting period for divorce in California is still six months. This was huge.
This becomes a whole industry. Not only is gambling legal in Nevada but now divorce is too. When a couple decide mutually that they want a divorce but thereās no legal reason for it where they live, one of them, usually the woman, goes to live in a resort in Las Vegas or Reno for six weeks (often called a divorce ranch) and then they can get divorced.
And while one or both spouses are there, they can gamble, get pampered, see entertainment, meet other people. Then they go home after their divorce and tell their friends all about it. Now all their friends know that thereās gambling and entertainment in Vegas. And now they know about the divorce ranches. More money in the Nevadan economy.
Las Vegas is a bright shining tax evasion island in the middle of the desert built on entertainment, gambling, crime, and divorce. God bless Nevada and god bless no-fault divorce.
yeah im ātransitioningā *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
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happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

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can I make a confession that might get me in trouble
I save scummed through every variation of this guyās dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like Iām still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he canāt pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT
wait hang on Iāll post a pangur photo. donāt unfollow
this is starting to affect my personal life
I am sorry I am not very good with bussiness, is it good when the market looks like this.
you people have one joke