mari

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Employers when you try to use your pto

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

i am at my clits end

robot girls in the future arent even gonna have any ports you're gonna have to fuck them with bluetooth or something

look all im saying is it's really scary when women have boyfriends, are we sure that's even ethical?

i WILL get that trans girl pregnant… and we WILL probably abort that thing afterwards…

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

woman moment

Knowing that there are people who live and thrive in Los Angeles is like hearing about those animals that live at the bottom of the Mariana Trench or in hydrothermal vents or the fungi that live in the Chernobyl reactor core. I mean, yeah I guess good for them if that works, but it's still kinda mindblowing.