mari

i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

nothing can make you feel quite as slutty as drinking water too carelessly and getting your tight grey t shirt a little wet

if you're bored and want to do something simple but fulfilling I recommend wikisource's proofread of the month. you can help public domain works be transcribed to be more accessible for everyone! even just validating a few pages helps a lot and there's a bunch of simple guides on the site.

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

post-transition agent 47 and she's still bald and everything and she's really hot her tits aren't really that big or anything but she has huge fat puffy nipples and a nothing in her crotch because she got nullification surgery