Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

So uh, everyone’s also feeling totally normal about this, huh?

logging onto tumblr with no notifs like damn didn’t know this was humblr 😔

at least it’s quiet

yeah but how

This is what worms are doing when you open the compost bin

twin peaks is unreal. agent cooper will say something absolutely off the fucking cuff like “now, this is very important: in my dream last night, there was a man with three glasses of water, and when one of the glasses of water broke, the water didn’t spill, it just stayed there, stuck in midair. that’s how i know james couldn’t have done it. now, this is something that’s been really troubling me: at the end of the dream he gave me a slice of rhubarb pie, and man, have i been craving it all morning since! do you know where in town i could get something like that?” and meanwhile sherrif truman is literally twirling his hair and kicking his feet like “teehee whatever you say dale! 🥰 you always have the best ideas <333”

sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems

Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

Girl is it September? Omg. how did we let this happen