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Puss in Kinky Boots

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

jupiterjunebug

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

gmbencompetence

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

thisisdefinitelyacreativename

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

gmbencompetence

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

turtle-powered

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

gmbencompetence

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

analienorsutin

Rare blue watermelon

sickofimmortality

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

akiraita

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

unicornfan

soap makes water molecules smaller

renamok

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

talesofthestarshipregeneration

YESSSSSSS

nyokoko

2016 is the year I'mma start doing this omg.

thecheshirecass-deactivated2018

I’m not sure I’ve EVER enjoyed a Twitter story so much.

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teganfeatsara-deactivated202106

that’s how I wanna go

melongifts

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

owlmylove

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

astranaut

HE HAD IT COMING

jeremiahsmysteriosotouch

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

astronsouls

Zelda to Chicago in 0.2 seconds

swaginageorge

wordsnquotes

Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.

Sade Andria Zabala (via stolenwine)

sondheim-etc

girlearth

Me @ Donald Trump

andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de

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done

mamalazzer

Harry Potter - Behind the Scenes

2winpeaks

do u think someone ever got their dick sucked in space

devilpantsu

you cant get an erection in space.

2winpeaks

why not?

devilpantsu

lack of gravity slows blood flow and lowers blood pressure. so you can’t get that space wood. and you cant orgasm without an erection. so the space suck would be disappointing for everyone.

2winpeaks

ok but like what if the aliens have titties

makesongsnotmistakes

howlinattheimpala

iwasrorya-deactivated20130504

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

magick-missile

buttchair

i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

astroidbelt-moved

what just happened

wendy-darling-forever

this makes me uncomfortable,

kateinator

then do =x+2+ for the next part

fraud-monet

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

sailorkitkat

What is this sorcery?!?!

floretsilva

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

ollieofthebeholder

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2 1 = x + 2 +

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7 7 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2 1 = x + 2 + 1 2 = x 1 =

finaltennessee

My mind just broke

kiarabearaa

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely.

xoxobriannanicole

I def just wrote this on a piece of paper while laughing and my friends are now judging me hardcore

culturenerds

punkgoesbridget

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

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greathornedbisexuowl

Fitness app where you’re given a random pokemon egg and you have to walk around irl like in the game until a set number of steps until the egg hatches and gives you a random pokemon, then you’re given another egg, and you can collect the pokemon that you hatch by walking