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"In a bit of a rough patch in my relationship but that's ok because I found a book that lets me kill my dad."

"I feel like the universe should limit it to just one hard loss per day. But it just doesn't seem to have respect for the sensitivities of the small."

"I understand I occupy an extremely dope aesthetic but my life is quite bad."

Moonshine: "I know today isn't about me. But, Hardwon do mind if I real quick get a rib cage tattoo from Melora?"

"It wasn't true milk, brother. I am your foe."

"Fog in D&D is always good and fine."

"I think you'd be into it if we killed you for a righteous cause, so instead we're going to put you in the bathtub for no good reason."

"Let down the walls, Hardwon Surefoot. Live recklessly. Swing your hammer, swing. Until the gods are batted out of the sky."

"You are not a queen in an ivory tower, you are an alpha wolf leading her pack"

"The world should have protected you, and instead you have been asked to protect it. What an honor, what an injustice."