don't leave me

Compliments will get you everywhere.

Yes, good. Thank you.

How’s my favorite boy, Coopy?

Missing you, obviously.

I don’t believe I do. Granted if you look at my current history I like them young?

I can’t say I’m very versed in any, really. But the show South of Nowhere has resonated with me for quite some time.

I love anything with fluff, but my heart goes to Cooper forever.

I spent a long while not liking it. But I think the thing I like the most about owning it is not having to lie all of the time anymore. Unless you count all the lies to my parents.

What? Anderbaby loves me.

And you didn’t crack it open?

Oh, I’m sure. However, me going against the Warblettes would never go well.

Oh. I… did not realize how this could be taken. I meant it as a compliment because you were so on point with the 80s trend… not that you look like a mother. I mean, in the 80s, my mom was technically a hot commodity (or so my dad says).

It’s a compliment. Can we just settle with it being a compliment?

I’ll let it be a compliment, dear. For both of our sake.

BEA: Ah, well -- I too enjoy having my ego stroked. We egomaniacs have to take care of each other. ;p

BEA: I prefer pen, but yeah. I think a few more dates could do. Something local.

BEA: Neither could I. I've talked to a lot of people, and I think... the moment you could see yourself doing anything else, you've already lost. I take workshops all the time. not just abroad, either. In town. It's fun just to get out there and play. And it's great for networking. Once you've got some traction in your career, you start taking classes with more professional performers.

BEA: It is a different experience though. A friend of mine teaches workshops from time to time, and I've helped him out on occasion. You should come with me sometime.

BEA: Maybe not to Rupert's class, it's stage combat and fairly novice, but to a workshop or something. Get out of your head a bit.

CHLOE: Two egomaniacs... this is an interesting dynamic.

CHLOE: I didn't want to come across too eager, but pen it is.

CHLOE: I should look into that in general when I have the free time. I'm mostly asked to perform workshops so I really do think turning it around and being a participant could be good for me.

I’m going to make it one of those really big punch bowl kinds to celebrate this win.

You better share, now.

Sookie: I feel as if you just sent me the title of my autobiography.

Sookie: Did you need me to pull a version of "Olivia Pope" to hide any sexual scandals you may have run into?

Sookie: I do hear that politicians are enjoying sexual intercourse in fuzzy costumes now. I think they are called "fuzzies."

[a minute]

Sookie: ...Pardon my rambling.

Chloe: Oh lord, a sex scandal, why haven't I considered that possibly happening?

Chloe: ...that sounds ridiculously creepy.

That’s true, you’re a major completionist, but also the world would be way too sad without a Chloe Anderson. So don’t you do anything to become a beautiful corpse sooner than necessary. I will still make sure you get a Wikipedia page, but you don’t have to die first. That’s just me as a major Stan of yours.

Fun fact: I have a Wikipedia page. Created it myself and everything!

I have to be honest when I say I’ve never had a best friend, and while yes, I’ve made friends since moving back to the east coast, I’m not sure what criteria there is for a best friend. So I have to answer with no.

Here!

SERENA: It seems Blair is trying to act like herself again.

SERENA: Was that you?

CHLOE: I'm not entirely sure what you're meaning?