I RUN MY SHIT BABY

... that you better all be taking note of, because if you’re reading this then your life’s about to get the news everyone’s been waiting for. I, Sugar V. Motta, am finally hanging up my Eric Jarvitz Giant Floppy- almost equally famously worn by my girl Ariana G on Vogue- and taking my resident back here in NYC!!!! 

To be one hundro percent clear so no one thinks I’ve been plagued with homelessness b/c that’s a serious issue in today’s society and you should def not be confusing heiresses for one, I never moved away offsh or anything. I’ve just been traveling on and off a lot ever since my sweetie tweetie darling Coco Cupid Chanel Motta passed on to the luxury resort in the sky. I really needed to take the time to find myself and I totes did. I traveled all over the world, tried so many new things, met so many hotties, and carried on my feathered angel’s spirit. I’d say “if you kept up with my socials you’d know” but I even took a break from those platforms. Hence why I was quiet here rip. Peeps don’t realize it since not everyone can be it but fame and popularity? Totes comes with a price. So I took a vow to put my mental, physical, spiritual, and emotional well being first and only stuck to brand deal posts. I hope everyone took major advantage of the free audio books, discounts on Postmates deliveries, Lyft creds, Adam & Eve promo codes, early access to concert sales, or whatevs else I had on there! I’ll still be doing sponsorships now, but this Sugarbaby wants to be a Sugardaddy, so keep an eye out for future Motta-vations now that I’m back, babes~ For now? Bible, all I want is a dirty chai while hanging with all my Acup girlies!!!!!!!

Now who’s going to tell me they missed me the most??? I will legit wait for anyone who’s got a song in the works about it. Js.

FIONA: HOW MANY PEOPLE READ THE LABELS BEFORE EATING CANDY?

FIONA: I didn't even know dog chocolate was a thing until now!

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FIONA: Yeah, you told me. I thought they were just like gluten free or whatever.

SUGS: UM, SENSIBLE PEOPLE? HOPEFULY *TEACHERS* DO?? I don't eat a candy without knowing the brand first. Generic does NOT past this lips, ever!!!

SUGS: OMG, honestly?? Neither did I until I saw it on Google. So that's fair, I guess

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SUGS: I honestly didn't think you believed me when I said it was all natural.

RO: Hey Sweets, I don't have any plans to go back home for the holidays, but Seamus might come visit! Still up in the air though.

RO: You know, that sounds delightful. I'm sure that there are plenty of holiday movies I haven't seen.

RO: I think there are plenty of people that do it, not just the movies, and I'd be happy to join you in your christmas romcom fest.

SUGS: OMG REALLY?!??! That'd be amazing! I'd love to finally meet the other Flanagan sib. Even though I already know you're the cuter one-- no offense to Seamus~

SUGS: I knew it. It's one of my favorite things about you, because then it's like get to show you the world. Educating peeps on what's good is one of my favorite things!!

MARLEY: Oh, Sugar, I'm so honored that you asked me to help with this! I don't consider myself a complete wizard at party planning but I know a trick or two!

MARLEY: I would be honored to. Are we thinking a surprise party? I can absolutely help with that!

SUGS: You have that total fairy godmother kind of vibe though, Marls. I think you could make a GREAT party planner. And even if you don't, I do, and you can just listen to my ideas!!

STACE: I'm not sad.

STACE: Who said I was sad? I'm not sad. I'm totally fine.

STACE: Normal happy sunshine Stacey me

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STACE: But if you're offering pick-me-ups... I guess I do need some Sugar

STACE: How 'fabulous' is this Christmas stuff going to be?

SUGS: Stace, you're talking to Sugar Motta, and one of the things this bitch knows is love. And when a relationship ends, that means peeps are sad. That's just science!!

SUGS: You can still be sunshine Stace and sad tho.

SUGS: YAAAS bitch. Look, there's something that Matty and I do when sad and it's go get mega lingerie. Then model it and buy it, because it makes us feel confident and sexy. We could do that instead of a photoshoot!!

SUGS: OR BOTH!!!! OMG!!!

SUGS: Sorry, this is your pick me up. So we'll do what you want.

SAM: I knew you were the one to help me!

SAM: Perfect! We can totally help each other. I'll help you not buy too much, and you can help make sure I buy enough? I don't know how that works, but I'm ready for it!

SAM: So many people! I've done some, and I've made some stuff, but I got a long way to go.

SAM: I totally won't bring it up with her. I don't want to embarrass her or anything!

SUGS: Okay so, I know we already did some shopping and I don't think I've overspent even a little. A couple thousand is like $5 in regular people money when you're rich!!!

SUGS: But I still have to get you a gift or two more.

SUGS: If there's anyone else you think you need to shop for, you better let me know. We can even just amazon it. Ive got a special rush on everything so I can overnight ANYTHING. Js.

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KITTY: idk?!

KITTY: tbh i like to let them roam around the apartment and watch them duel for my crumbs

KITTY: i would have been an amazing roman emperor

SUGS: WAIT.... THEY CAN DO THAT???

SUGS: I have roombas on all levels of mine and Rena's place, but they don't get to interact with each other. Plus, we still have a maid, so they don't even do much.

SUGS: I totally want to feel that kind of power.

SUGS: You would have been an amazing anything. Emperor, Duchess, Queen.... all of it. We would've def ruled neighboring countries. I'm total Pharaoh material~

SUGS: Btw I think my ban from the mall we went to is lifted now!! That security guard admitted that I DIDN'T trip that old lady who tried to take the top I wanted and she would have looked Grimy in.

JACKIE: Yeah you know, ya girl getting her name out there in this NYC Dance world. I making money moves.

JACKIE: Yeah, well it's just like people like to drop me. I don't know it's just a matter of time and I'm just kinda tired. But I think Im just going to forget it all until next year.

JACKIE: So I know you're gonna celebrate right, Duchess. Where the holiday party at?!

JACKIE: Also I miss you, like a lot so I hope you're ready to hang out with me soon

SUGS: Ohhh bitch, you know I love when moves are made with money!!! When can I see what you're doing?! I want to witness this greatness

SUGS: What do you mean people like to drop you?? WHO choosing to drop you're super cute, super charming, mega-Prince-ly self?? Because that sounds fake, feels fake.

JEMMA: you... looked into it?????????? for me????

JEMMA: omg i could say the same thing about you jfc hot and a good person wowzers we are so blessed

JEMMA: WAIT WHAT omg why would you do that for me

SUGS: Have you NOT yet learned that Sugar Motta likes to make dreams come true? That's what money is for, and since I have lots of money, I'm basically a dream maker.

SUGS: What do you mean why would i?? Jem, you're a good person, and you have a special place in my heart. And Coco's heart. So how could I NOT want to spoil you????

MATT: Why did this make me misty eyed, I'm really going through it huh?

MATT: I'd love that, Daphne ilysm

MATT: It's been rough, which is why I'm not being a troll on the dash AS MUCH as usual. Can't even make my latte art all happy. Just boring leaves :\

SUGS: It made you teary eyed bc you know you are loved by THE Sugar Motta, duh.

SUGS: Wanna come over your next day off? We can have a total Scooby Girls day, as in just Velma and Daphne.

SUGS: Okay but you make really good leaves, too. I've still seen peeps posting them in the Acup tag on insta. Even your basic is bitchin, babes.

SUGS: MARLS!!! I totally need your help. I'll probably ask for Kitty's help too, but I'm coming to you first since you like doing nice things naturally.

SUGS: I'm thinking that we should do a little end of the year wrap party or something for TUAAP!!! Maybe even just get a cake for Aria. She's been working so hard on the project all year that she's basically been holed up.

SUGS: As this shows producers and therefore, basically other mom, it's my duty to give us something super fun and memorable.

SUGS: Hey so question, did you just trip or anything?

SUGS: I ask because Mads totally bumped into my bodyguard and basically fell since he's like a walking wall.

SUGS: So I want to know if you like, felt it, too. Are you guys THOSE kinds of twins? Is that how twins work?

SUGS: Not to be whatever about it, but I'm pretty sure you need a spoonful of Sugar in your life, Stace.

SUGS: Lie majorly.

SUGS: I know I offered the whole photoshoot to be a couple thing, but we could do one ourselves if you want. Like dress you up into some super fabulous Christmas stuff and find a place with an AMAZING view and just take tons of pics.

SUGS: Hey Roro, are you like... going to be here this holiday season? Or are you going to visit your family or something that's super quaint and also majorly adorabs?

SUGS: Because I was thinking... maybe we could watch some Christmas movies together.? Like all the holiday romcom classics. Especially if there's any you still haven't seen!!! My collection has only gotten bigger and better.

SUGS: Maybe we could make cookies and like decorate them and hang Christmas stuff around my apartment.