#notthatharperlee

It had been an entire week since Matt took the vow ofcelibacy for herself and Matt was avoiding all things sex as much as possible.Matt hid away anything that could possibly tempt her and ignored her booty callmessages and focused on just playing with Reggie’s (and technically hers) NintendoSwitch, taking care of her plants, and ranting to Coco about her feelings. Matteven stopped buying GRAPEFRUIT to prevent getting even the slightest bit ofhorny.

Was this in any way easy? Hell fucking no.

During one of her shifts at ACup, Matt brushed handswith a girl she handed a drink to, and, in that moment, Matt thanked Godseverely for not making her a guy with a dick because she could’ve sworn shegot a boner from the touch alone. That’s howdeprived of sex she was.

But it was all for a good reason. She wasn’t havingsex for the right reasons and she wanted to prove a point to Lara that she wascommitted to having a relationship. She was trying to be a better Matt.

Matt let out a sigh as she finished feeding Coco herthawed out mouse and pouted to Coco. “I wish I was eating something right now—NOPE.Go water a plant, Matt. Not fucking today.” Matt immediately reprimandedherself, walking over to her plants that needed watering and started todistract herself.

Now, Matt was a sex-pert. She could recognize a sexualmoan from miles away she was like those fucking hound dogs and followed the trailtowards a hot girl with open legs. So when Matt heard a faint moan comingfrom the direction of Reggie’s room? Matt raised an eyebrow.

Nah, she must’ve heard wrong. Reggie’s robot knee didn’thave enough oil, so if they were fucking she would hear that little fuckercreaking louder than the bed.

Matt rolled her eyes and distracted herself with herplants. “Come on you little fuckers, get greener. Do it for mama— “Matt stoppedmid-sentence when she heard another moan.

Matt put her watering can down and tilted her head. “Isthat—“ Moan. “Okay, yup. They’refucking.” Matt laughed pathetically. “It’s fine. It’s whatever. I don’t care. Idon’t. It’s not like I’m taking a vow of CELIBACY or something.” Matt said,loud enough for Reggie and Harper to hear, but they either didn’t hear or didnot care because she continued to hear moans coming from Reggie’s bedroom.

“Are you fucking kidding me? YOU’RE GONNA SHOCK HARPER’SVAGINA WITH YOUR ROBOT KNEE, REGINA.” Matt yelled. “Y’all couldn’t have told meyou were gonna fuck so my celibate ass can go somewhere? I’M TRYING TO BE AGOOD PERSON AND WATER MY PLANTS BUT NOOOO, y’all gotta be here making fuckingdinosaur noises, huh?”

Nothing. Just moans.

Matt whined. “Now I want to answer a bootycall andfuck a girl SOME SUPPORT SYSTEM, JERKS.”

Matt could’ve swore she heard laughing coming fromReggie’s bedroom.

Matt scoffed as she walked to Reggie’s door andpounded on it. "ASSHOLES. YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES. WARN A GIRL I'M ABOUT TOHAVE A SEX BREAKDOWN I'M GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS. MY PHONE IS BUZZING WITHBOOTY CALLS AND I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO JUST USE MY PHONE AS A VIBRATOR ORANSWER THE CALL. WHY ARE YOU TWO DOING THIS?” Matt yelled, running a handthrough her hair as laughter erupted from the bedroom.

“You know what? This is my 40 days in the desert. Justlike Jesus. This is the fucking devil trying to get me to cave. And I won’t.” Matt said aloud, suddenlypouting. “But my desert is so DRY and I'm parched and I need something wet Ican just…” Matt bit her lip at the thought before shaking her head. “I can't— “Mattgroaned as she smacked Reggie’s door. “I hope Harper breaks your fucking jawfrom all that face sitting she’s doing!”