And a Salmøn

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

that’s still four people

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

This is so great. @chiribomb @cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury you all have to watch this.

THE SHEER FUCKING BALLS THIS TOOK

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

Oracle Cat™️

i just assumed all of epcot was inside the epcot ball im kinda mad rn

epcot is stored in the ball