Thighs

reblog for fakeboy boobs in your DMs I'm in a giving mood 😜

Reblog if you love boobs and hate ICE

to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked

I saw this video the other day! If it’s not immediately obvious, the “booth” is made out of indestructible parts, and enclosing Ganon in them breaks his AI so he no longer attacks.

This is genuinely the best speedrun challenge I've ever seen. I will think of nothing else for weeks, probably.

jerking off to the innocent selfies she sends you because she's so pretty

smoking off and jerking a bowl

When her tits sag a bit 🥵

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

if I ever don’t reblog Obi-Wan’s complete lack of fucks, assume I have perished and have been et by my cat.

this gon give ya meat +100 damage

red tearstone cock ring

Reblog if you think thick thighs are great

Small brain: Ina forehead is for tic-tac-toe Big brain: Ina forehead is for kissing