The Progenitor;

Send me “Hoe Don’t Do It” and I’ll generate a number

4. Kiss your muse

Amara had run out of options, Freya was clearly having a fit and she was running out of ways to distract the vampire. So finally she grabbed the blonde’s face pressing their lips together. “I’m sorry, but you’re distracted now—aren’t you?”

"Come and cuddle with me"

"You smell nice"

"Would it be rude of me to kiss you?"

"I think... I think I love you"

"Do you love me?"

"I got you a gift!"

"Oh you got me a gift!"

"Would you like permission to enter the kingdom of blanket-fort-land?"

"Here are some cookies I made for you!"

"Here, help me make some cookies."

"Stop! Stop tickling me or I'll pee myself!"

"I'm going to tickle you wet your pants!"

( ofkansas )An amused smile graces her lips, “yes, almost makes me wonder why I fell in love with one.”

( sane-and-rational )

[ ——Doesn’t even dignify that with a response. ]

( makahwxlfgirl​ )

“Full of what? I’m telling the truth!”

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."

"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"You! Get off my planet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"You're not special."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."

"Aren't you a black hole of need."

"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."

"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"

"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."

"Have a nice day, somewhere else."

"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."

"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."

"Don’t believe everything you think."

"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."

"Do you really think I'm royalty?"

"You know I do!"

"Then stop bossing me around!"

"Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone el - oh, it's you. Well, that's okay, then."

"Why the change of mind?"

"It was more a change of heart."

"Men are such babies."

"And to think that could have been you."

"If we live through this, remind me to thank you."

"Princesses don't marry kitchen boys."

"No one can save you!"

"Wanna bet?"

"Oh, thank goodness it's you!"

"Will you please remove him from my sight?"

"What have you done to her?"

"Me? It's her!"

"Oh! An unspoken attraction!"

"*Attraction*? To that skinny little brat? Have you lost your mind?"

"I was only asking a simple question..."

"Attraction... ridiculous!"

"Stress, it's a killer."

"She/he certainly has a mind of her/his own."

"Yeah. I hate that in a woman/man."

"It's a perfect ending."

"No. It's a perfect beginning."

"What? Hey - why are you circling me? What were you, a vulture in another life?"

"It's just that - you look an awful lot like... never mind."

"I don't believe we told her that..."

"Stop this car immediately! STOP THIS CAR!"

"That's what I hate about this government. Everything's in red."

"What do they teach you in those orphanages?"

"What is it with you and homes?"

"All right! I couldn't have said it better myself!"

"That, uh, that dress looks really good on you."

"I feel a little... dizzy."

"You don't know if it's a lie. What if it's true?"

"I remember now how much I loved them."

"They would not want us to live in the past, not now that we have found each other."

"This can only end in tears!"

"Uh, the dog stays."

"I'm allergic to dogs."

"You'd better go."

" Stop it! From the very beginning, you lied! And I not only believed you, I actually..."

"Look I think we got off on the wrong foot."

"I'm telling you we're walking away too soon!"

"I'm telling you I've got it all under control."

"What do you want then?"

"I am calm. I am heartless. I have no fear whatsoever."

"I want to wish you good luck, I guess."

"You'll stop at nothing, will you?"