My Silly Life

IM A FUCKING MOLE

i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID

Moooole. Sob.

I got a cat whoo !

Oh shit I’m a hawk

I got a cat and I’m stressed

I’m a hawk! Sweet.

Team hawk, baby!

I see 21 colors. I had no idea there are so many more.

I see 35-39 colours, and I hate the colour yellow. That was actually what made me curious enough to stop scrolling and count. Who knew there was a scientific reason behind my colour preferences? So the idea here is that what I see as annoyingly, garishly bright, most people don’t see as clearly, and that’s why it’s “cheerful?” (I’ve never understood that description of yellow.)

I barely saw 18 or 19. Dang :/

Im fucking colorblind

I saw 39 and I’m not making it up. the brighter greens/yellows were painful to look at, whereas the blues = heaven. 

I see 37. No wonder I’ve always hated yellow.

I saw 37 colours. I own exactly one yellow piece of clothing, and that is a scarf my mother gifted me. 

You guys need to stop outing immortals like this. They’ll admit it when they’re ready to

disney character: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the farest of them all? mirror: look, susan, beauty is a socially constructed concept which can be defined in many ways by different people. moreover, regardless of which definition is used, it cannot be quantified and therefore cannot be accurately compared. 

i feel like i needed this today, thank you

It is one of my actual favorites.

You rarely see a “wend” without a “way.” You can wend your way through a crowd or down a hill, but no one wends to bed or to school. However, there was a time when English speakers would wend to all kinds of places. “Wend” was just another word for “go” in Old English. The past tense of “wend” was “went” and the past tense of “go” was “gaed.” People used both until the 1400s, when “go” became the preferred verb, except in the past tense where “went” hung on, leaving us with an outrageously irregular verb.

@haitiansensationsaint

THIS IS STILL A CLASSIC 😭😭😭😹😹😹

That slap!

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….