Internet lore autist

(Hyperlinked dates copy pasted from the official timeline)

The Hootsman I'm willing to handwave because he's a cyborg. Ralathor I'm not even going to ATTEMPT to figure out. But what, pray tell, is up with the McFife family tree?!

Are they supposed to have one Angus per generation? Because if so, ain't no way in HELL their lifespan works like ours. Angi II-IV would've had to reproduce around the age of 100 to make the math check out. And then what, 450 years for Angi VI-XIII?

The only explanation I can think of is that they had a whole bunch of daughters between II and V, but they kept the McFife surname while marrying and continued to rule Fife in the same way as the lads, so maybe there just wasn't a whole lot of boys in those generations for whatever reason.

The 400 years for Angi VI-XII I can comprehend a little more easily, assuming that they're capable of spawning more Angi while well into their 50s like I. Not sure how healthy it is and what their fucking natural lifespan is if they don't get nuked or yeet themselves into a volcano, but sure, okay.

~Peculiar~