I like bugs and anime

I am so fucking sick of us seeing things with our own eyes clear as day and the goddamn sitting President along with who the fuck ever else going “no you didn’t” and untold numbers of the population nodding along “you’re right, we didn’t”

“Death of a Unicorn” is genuinely such a great movie. I think we seriously need to bring back campy horror movies where it’s a mix of comedic relief, bloody gore, and creative storylines.

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

how in the gotdam fuck did you find the most liminal-ass looking organ i have ever seen in my life. wretched organ indeed

possibly the funniest post on tumblr

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

My mom learned it because she figured she’ll go deaf when she gets old

My family went holiday SCUBA diving once, and a couple of Deaf guys were in the group. I was really little and I spent most of the briefing overcome with the realization that while the rest of us were going to have regulators in our mouths and be underwater fairly soon, they were going to be able to do all the same stuff and keep talking.

The only reason some form of sign language is not a standard skill is ableism, as far as I can tell.