in the house, in a heartbeat

I’m in tears lifetime has a new movie about a pregnant teenager called Crowning at the Prom

Sam Neill’s death has led to a lot of people revisiting Jurassic Park 3 and discovering that it’s good, actually, and I’m doing a very good job of not being snotty about it. So this is my one allotted post where I go yeah I’ve been saying that

You know! I can suspend disbelief for a lot of things in movies. But I’m watching the new Faces of Death and there is a moment in this modern day set movie where the protagonist, upon discovering the existence of the original Faces of Death is like ah 🤓👆🏻! And goes and plucks what I guess is her roommate’s vhs copy of it off a shelf to watch. No. Absolutely not. Disbelief not suspended.

The funniest thing about always noticing a split diopter shot is that sometimes I can’t remember the term split diopter shot so instead of reaching for a reference that would make me sound cultured instead I point at the screen and go “it’s a Final Destination 3 shot!”

Stood on the porch for three minutes and got chewed the fuck up 😔

I’m so tempted to set aside the pbn I’ve been working on because I want do one of the new little ones so bad but last time I set one aside I didn’t go back to it for like a year and some of the paints had dried all the way up

I fear I turn into a Karen at Walmart when the online order shoppers start getting in the way like I get you have a job to do I respect that but you can’t literally get in front of me when I’m actively getting things off a shelf 😭

I thought the Boys of Tommen books were about a kpop group so imagine my surprise at that extremely white cast 😂

It’s actually crazy that Taco Bell is getting completely blamed for the cyclospora outbreak as if they grew the lettuce and are the only company affected. People are getting it from bagged salads! Pretty sure Taco Bell doesn’t sell those