One Piece brain rot again :3

Rex: *long, long, long, long sigh* Idiot siblings.

Cody: don't get me started

Rex: to clarify, I'm not the idiot.

Colt: *wordlessly pulls up sleeve to reveal "I-heart-Mom" tattoo on his bicep*

Cody: I have sympathy for Rex because Skywalker just DOES things but Kenobi, he, he thinks things through, and then he STILL does those things even if they're HORRIBLE IDEAS—

Fox: *chugs coffee, slams cup down so hard it breaks* bold of you to assume I have a Jedi

Gree: Not family, but definitely close friends.

Cody: —reckless, ridiculously self-sacrificing, no regard for his own safety—

Grey, dead serious, no hesitation: caleb is my son

Whatever clones are in Master Tapal's battalion: *chanting, one of them holds Cal up like Simba* BABY BOY BABY BOY BABY BOY

Cody: —can't even leave him alone for two minutes because he goes and loses his lightsaber in the middle of a battle—

Ponds: I'd like to say we're blood-brothers bound through the heat of battle because that sounds neat, but honestly, Master Windu and I, we're—we're fire-forged coworkers.

Wolffe: I can neither confirm nor deny that I bought Master Plo a Galaxy's Best Dad mug

Cody, staring vacantly into space: I'm so underpaid

him and franky will turn a scene into a musical at random moments

his sense of gentleman etiquette is outdated and so he will do things like stand whenever a lady walks into a room, run over and pick up whatever a lady drops, and randomly help ladies across the street or help them out of a vehicle without warning. it’s only a little awkward on the ship but it’s mortifying in public. sanji tries his best to teach him modern etiquette but brook is scandalized by his cursing and how he smokes in front of ladies

people will talk to him for a while. he’s actually asleep.

he gets stabbed and freaks out but the sword has gone between his ribs.

franky’s tech fuckin blows his mind and from then on he assumes that any machine or weapon he doesn’t recognize does incredibly improbable things, or expects franky to have unreasonably specific gadgets for every situation. 

robin mentions important historical events, everybody turns to brook and asks if he remembers it. even if it happened 800 years ago

someone suggests hiding something in brook’s chest cavity, he gets very shy and embarrassed. especially if they need to hide a really small kid. “brook, there’s literally nothing to see” “BUT IT’S SO FORWARD 

 at one point, everybody realizes that brook is light as shit and that means zoro can pretty much just launch him into space, cue everytime they have to infiltrate some base everybody turns to him. zoro stretches his arms. brook cries.

during one of their adventures, brook finds a skeleton and decides to bring it back. he leaves it around in any manner of poses and also in all manner of funny hiding places. it gets tossed overboard after too many times of mistaken identity and accidental jump scares.

he keeps turning poetry into songs instead, and it’s especially impressive when it’s free verse.

sometimes he tries to mimic sanji’s weird-ass leg poses behind him, and ends up doing it better without any fat or muscles or skin in the way, also his legs are way longer and it looks cooler. sanji says he’s not jealous, is actually super jealous.

at some point in the future he hangs a pair of spectacles around his neck and then every time he reads something he pulls them up to his eyes and acts like he’s really peering through them and it’s so obviously a set-up for a skull joke but he never fucking says it and it drives everybody crazy.

- Brook has no fucking clue what the Pirate King is. i mean, he spent 50 years in the fog. when he went in, Roger was just some rookie, i remember him mentioning once. as far as I can recall, no one ever explained to him what the Pirate King is. sure, someone could have done it over the timeskip, but why would they? after all, who hasn’t heard of the Pirate King? so,

I love how i drew luffys stupid face in the last panel

nami-swaaaaannn 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

And Zuko really does get a lot of cats in my fics, so MuffinLance theatre is proud to present, in conjunction with @also-proximally’s terrible wonderful mind:

The Giant Isopuppy.

So many body segments. So many legs going click-click-click. Such a waggy-tailed good boy when it is not chitter-growling at intruders from between its mandibles.

Zuko was not informed, instructions on handling ennemy pet unclear, has named the Isopuppy “Seal jerkey”, because Uncle would insist on beinh culturally sensitive so he ll name it after primitive water savage food and Uncle will eat his tea pot at how sensitive Zuko is being.

And Zuko is just like, ‘But I thought you said–’

'SEAL JERKY IS THIS DOGGO’S NAME AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN’