Canon? I don't know her.

Fic series:

The Time Heals 'Verse: SWR/TCW time travel fix-it fic where Sabine Wren discovers she's Force-sensitive, gets thrown back in time by a possible eldritch god, becomes Obi-Wan's Padawan, and endures The Horrors (and Anakin Shenanakins). Silly and fun and occasionally heartwrenching. Possibly my best work! (2/5 possibly 6 books posted + 1 short story)

Time Heals Mortifying Memories (we'll laugh about them later)

Time Heals All Wounds (yet the scars remain)

Time Heals Old Hate (put your armor on)

The Problem Children AU: TCW fix-it featuring a musical, Space AO3, and two original characters as obi-wan's padawan and venterss's padawan, respectively. All fics have special texting/Tumblr workskins for extra bonus fun.

Playwrights, Group Chats, And All Around Chaos

Fives Writes Fics, Ahsoka Writes A Play, And The Ghost Of Riyo Chuchi Strikes Back

In Which Ahsoka’s Project Gets Bigger And The Group Chat Descends Into Even More Chaos (also Mace is on Space Tumblr)

In Which Kids Save The Galaxy And Everyone Else Is Confused About It: the Force decides that it's in the best interests of everyone (except Palpatine) to send a bunch of Jedi, Rebels, and assorted others, into the past, when the galaxy wasn't a mess... even if that means that they'll all be kids again. (Featuring the Spectre Space Family, the Disaster Lineage, a bit of Merrical, the Bad Batch Siblings, and (sounds nuts but bear with me) the Ex-Inquisitor And Murdered Youngling Support Group.)

Frankly, We'd Have Preferred To Leave This Whole Saving-The-Galaxy Thing In The Hands Of Responsible Adults, But At This Point We're Not Picky

Well, The Galaxy Is Safe Now, But There's Still No Adult Supervision, So Don't Get Too Comfy (in progress, 3/4 chapters posted)

Ok so I'm sure you asked this with the idea of comedy and shipping in mind but I think i'm just gonna casually rip your heart out instead, yeah?

So basically, I was fully intending to ignore the Ahsoka show in this AU, do my own thing, give S&E a happy and emotionally satisfying reunion, and all that. I think I even said something about that in a previous post?? maybe?? I can't remember. but anyway. then I got to thinking and ACTUALLY... yeah i'll still do some of that. BUT. THE AHSOKA SHOW GAVE ME AN EVIL IDEA SO HEAR ME OUT.

Y'know how in the Ahsoka show, Sabine gives the map to Baylan when she believes Ahsoka's dead?

Well, in this AU, Effie gives the map to Baylan.

Because she thinks Sabine's dead.

Like, to the best of her knowledge, her mom is dead and all is lost, and this guy is promising her that he'll bring her safely to her father. And she's fifteen. Effie is a literal child and in her heartbroken despair, she hands over the map.

Baylan is true to his word and sees to it that she's reunited with Ezra, and, like... imagine it from Ezra's perspective. POV one day your daughter, age fifteen, who you haven't seen since she was five, shows up at your door and hugs you and immediately bursts into hysterical sobbing, and then she tells you that your best friend and her adoptive mother died yesterday, and that she died because she was on a quest to find you, which you specifically asked her to do before you disappeared. IMAGINE IT. IMAGINE THE PAIIIIN.

Tbh I didn't even realize I'd kinda contradicted myself there! I don't think Effie would take Ezra's lightsaber apart, so I've come up with 2 alternate explanations for the Gunsaber 2.0:

Sabine decided Effie would get the lightsaber when she turned 13—same time as she got her armor. Unfortunately, Effie learned from Ahsoka that even Jedi younglings had lightsabers, decided it was totally unfair that she didn't have one already, and went off and got her own kyber crystal and built the Gunsaber 2.0. When she got the other lightsaber, she asked Ahsoka to teach her to dual-wield.

After Effie is acquired, Kanan takes about two hours to go from "I'm not really a huge fan of infants" to "...I think I want to be a dad"

When Effie first calls Ezra "DADA", he's mortified and tries to get her to stop because "I'M SIXTEEN, I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A DAD". Then Sabine agrees with him and says that "yeah, you're way too immature and irresponsible to be a parent!" and Ezra responds by Fully Embracing The Dad Role out of sheer petty spite.

IDK if I mentioned this before, but, on the topic of names: Ahsoka is "So" and Rex is "Ess". Commander Sato, when he appears on the scene, becomes "Toto."

Sabine eventually gets Effie to stop calling her BEEP; instead, Effie calls her Awbey. It's a smushed-together form of "Aunt Bine". (Sabine decided to, 1: not give Ezra any potential encouragement by shooting for Mom status, and 2: maybe make a point with the Aunt thing. At this point, Ezra is too distracted by Being A Dad to get the hint. But, he's also too distracted to make any annoying jokes anymore. So... task failed successfully?)

When Kanan and Ezra and Ahsoka leave for Malachor, Effie is inconsolable. She won't stop asking for Dada and Nana. She senses their return through the Force when they come back.

Ezra has the Sith holocron for all of two days before Effie gets her sticky baby fingers on it and starts chomping. Holocrons are strong enough to withstand many things, but they're not meant to be teething toys. Ezra finds the holocron oozing baby spit from the corners, and the internal works are fried. (Problem solved!)

Effie is the unofficial mascot of Chopper Base

There's several different arguments re: her parentage. Some people say that she's Kanan's daughter from a previous relationship. Some of them think she's a Kanera kid who just takes after Kanan. (Both groups assume "Dada" is her just mispronouncing "Ezra".) Another group posits that Ezra is her biological father, with warring subdivisions on how Sabine fits into the picture. A small but vocal faction insists that everyone is being ridiculous and that Effie's clearly adopted. (They are largely ignored.)

Sometimes, when Hera and Effie both can't sleep, Hera brings her up into the Phantom and lets Effie sit on her lap and pretend to fly the ship.

Effie's sleeping arrangements were a source of difficulty for quite a while. Given her attachment to Ezra, it made sense that her crib would go in his room, but then she started smelling like Lasat and nobody liked that. Sabine pointed out that there was room in her room, but her room wasn't nearly childproofed enough. So they stuck Effie's crib in Kanan's room, which, again, worked for a while, until Malachor, and Kanan started worrying that he shouldn't be taking care of a three-year-old on his own overnight, with his loss of sight. It ended with Ezra moving into Kanan's room to help with Effie. An unexpected consequence of this was that their relationship didn't fall apart nearly as much as in canon.

One day, Effie unexpectedly switches from calling Zeb "Beh" to calling him "Gabbadebba Lellyos." No one knows how she learned his full name, but that's all she calls him from that point out. It's just her thing. Zeb haaates it, but karabast, she's so adorable--

As Effie grows up, she kinda keeps her little names for the crew, but adds on their real names--"Amma Hera" and "Nana Kanan", specifically. It's like a kind of parent/grandparent name for them. But she calls Sabine "Aunt Bine," which Sabine encouraged, until she's eight or nine, which is when Sabine legally adopts her.

Yes, Effie's a Mandalorian Jedi. Yes, she's "descended" (adoption counts!!) from Tarre Vizsla. Yes, a case could be made that she's his true heir. NO, SHE WILL NOT BE INHERITING THE DARKSABER. (Keep Sabine's kid out of this Mandalorian political crap!)

aww thank you! :D

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Aww thank you!! Truth be told, as much as I would love to turn it into a fic, I probably shouldn't start another project.

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