Lumi

Atlanta MARTA subway, Five Points Station

One of my favorite things about having a degree in biochemistry is going undercover at a store like Sephora. I can read the composition of the cosmetics and actually understand them. There’s no words to describe how great it feels. It’s like being in on an inside joke or secret

As someone in pharmaceutical sciences I also experience similar things, so a hint from me: collagen is useless. In a cream it will not penetrate the skin, so doesn't do anything. As a food supplement, lemme tell you a secret: collagen is a protein. And when you eat protein, your stomach thinks its food and chops it up, so it can be used to make your own protein. Collagen is just expensive protein powder, and doesn't do anything meat or a veggie substitute does.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

Just bc I like having a cheerful and pretentious persona doesn't mean I am not lame and weird irl. And besides, the great bard Will Wood said that pretentious is a word used by idiots to make themselves sound smart

damn am I proud to say we had more attendees than this fuckass “event”

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It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

Despite having mixed feelings towards the finale, I sanction this. 100%. If you're going to critique the finale, at LEAST do it right.

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

...come on, let's make a baking powder cake this time ToT

wrong. 500 vanilla extract

Fuck you (affectionate and playful)

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

...come on, let's make a baking powder cake this time ToT

sad how when westerners say "pickle" it's almost always shorthand for "pickled cucumber" which is the most Mediocre and Disappointing of all the bountiful beauteous possibilities of pickled vegetables...

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

for reference, "anthropogenic waste" means trash. "Human waste" is most commonly interpreted as "poo-poo caca." Don't use "human waste" when writing about raccoons playing in garbage.