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Amy Dunne is so fucking hot I

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āOften on Sunday nights I find myself questioning the meaning of life.
And to be sure to wake up the next day, I make a listā¦
A list of cool things that make me happy and thus, make Mondays worthwhile again.
-The possibility of drinking coffee all day long
-Saying words
-Stinky cheese
-The Italian language
-Othersā beds and your own bed
-Sitting down
-Unexplored places
-Having a plushie
-Wearing an oversized sweater
-Putting things away and then taking them out again
-Nice friends
-Kissing people
-Saying "Shit!ā
-Eating an apple pie
-Believing little kids
-Going into a church because itās big
-Spending too much money on chocolate
-Screaming in a car
-Rubbing your cold feet against someoneās warm feet
-Reading half a book
-Listening to a whole album
-Talking to a stranger
-Washing your favorite shirt
-Burning something
-Drawing. (Yes.)ā
something I've recently learned: if outright positive thoughts are too difficult for you, you can try something called "bridge thoughts" which are essentially thoughts that aren't really inherently negative or positive. things like "maybe im not as embarrassing as i think I am", "maybe im not as ugly as i think" or "maybe someone could possibly find me likeable". if you try to go from "everything is terrible and i want to die" to "i love life and i want to live!" cold turkey a lot of times its just ineffective. you need to take those small steps towards changing your mindset first, and then eventually you can say "i love life and i want to live!" and actually mean it.
[ID: tweet by @olivegarden69 reading āhaters live rent-free in my head because iām a communist and housing is a human rightā]
Let's play a fun game called is it a lupus flare or the flu? Nausea, chills, full body aches, heartburn so intense I feel like throwing up, extreme fatigue. Winner gets absolutely nothing but the satisfaction of being right.

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valentineās day coming up means you gotta deal with those annoying bitches who go out of the way to let everyone know they hate romance and valentineās day. maybe buy a pink teddy bear and eat some candy hearts and youāll feel better
why yāall so pressed about this post. have you considered mayhaps eating some candy hearts
exfoliated 2 hard and scrubbed my face entirely off and am currently looking forward to experiencing the world without the weight of being perceived. i will miss lipgloss tho
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āwhy are u so shy?ā relax i just met you 2 years ago
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gently pressing your head against your loverās back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together⦠you know what i mean
i want a restraining order on everyone who doesnāt wear deodorantĀ
Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??
Bad.
1. Perfume.
2. Soap. Yeah, they had soap from a pretty early point. Sometimes it was scented and sometimes it just smelled like lye, but there you go. Ditto scented powders, lotions, hair products, cosmetics, etc.
3. Whatever their clothes smelled like. Not always body odor. Linen was worn next to the skin with masculine and feminine clothing alike for a LOT of western history, to wick up sweat. Iāve worn a linen chemise under a long-sleeved Edwardian summer dress in Manhattan in August, and even after like six hours, my dress smelled faintly of the lavender it was stored with. My chemise reeked when I got undressed later, but none of the smell had escaped. No joke. Shit really works.
4. Occupational smells. A baker might smell of bread and faintly of sweat, a blacksmith of sweat and iron, a medieval priest of incense, a Victorian teacher of chalk, etc.
5. Yes, sometimes bad. But not everyone by a long shot, and not all the time.
Also they definitely didnāt want to smell bad, and used all resources available to them to avoid it. So, barring any allergies, use some damn deodorant.
girls who snort while laughing amirite

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Remember when you were a kid and you effortlessly made art and built stuff and decorated your room, without ever thinking that a professional could do that better, that you ought to leave it to someone more competent, that maybe you should buy a finished product instead, that the end result might look shitty so youād better not even get started? I think iām slowly but surely re-awakening that kid in me. Repair. Reuse. Create.
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