im back out my coma

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i love you, trans femmes,

i love you, trans men,

i love you, trans mascs,

i love you, trans neutral people,

i love you, intersex people,

i love you, lesbians,

i love you, gay men,

i love you, bisexuals,

i love you, pansexuals,

i love you, aromantics,

i love you, asexuals,

i love you neopronoun users,

i love you contradictory label users,

i love you women who go by he/him,

i love you men who go by she/her,

i love you people whose identities 'dont fit',

queer people i love you,

i will always stand with you,

there is nothing in this world that can pull me apart from you,

i promise it will get better, i promise we will win,

i promise we won't always have to be afraid,

i promise, if nothing else, that somebody in this world loves you.

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.

⭐️CB News⭐️ (6/8)

So Deacon lost the Tumblr Sexyman poll, as expected... but we still got over 5000 votes while up against a huge fandom, we convinced some people to start reading CB, and even got people mad at us bc their feeds were filled with Deacon propaganda, so I think we still accomplished something!!

Some cramazing posters/fanart people made:

(sorry if I missed anyone)

Thank you @kitkat-the-muffin @nevernovember @deacon-propaganda2026 @demon-deacon-official @biroasedemon @decadentkittencrown @sandstorm-or-smth @ginny-weasley-is-the-best @rene-of-the-blackouts for all your dedication to spreading the word, scoring us alliances with other fandoms, etc.

And a special shoutout to @vote-deacon-hollow for putting up posters around Philadelphia which actually got someone to vote for Deacon, we appreciate you🙏

While Deacon may have lost, Buddy is currently winning this Hear Me Out contest poll!! (2 more days left to vote)⬇️

It's not as big as the sexyman contest obviously but it's still extra promotion for CB!!

Edit: CB is featured in this pride collection on Webtoon!! (hopefully it means the series is doing well and will get a S3??🤞)

If there's anything I missed lmk