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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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shark vs the universe
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Noah Kahan
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macklin celebrini has autism
oozey mess
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RMH
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
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Game of Thrones Daily
we're not kids anymore.
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@arcticmist0324
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf
tumblr being real normal about this one
update
I’m scared guys
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This tweet still exists, btw
Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.
I genuinely don't believe in ugly people, I have never in my life seen someone intolerable to look at. Everyone has an element to their face that makes them lovely to look at
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
#unpublished stories from independent writers online
#so that’s what we’re calling it now
Never stop reblogging this
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REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS RIGHT THERE JESUS CRUST
jesus crust
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It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.
Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600
nothing funnier than saying "back in my day" in your 20s as if you aren't the toddler of adults
is there a slur for Tumblr users my friend wants to know?
All of them
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
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Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.
THE UPDATE WE WERE ALL HOPING FOR!
(apologies for the motherfuckery. also the ink, for those curious, is diamine oxblood)
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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
oh hello you’ve returned to us
“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.
date of origin: december 26th, 2017
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that’s so fucking funny
i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies
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This is your daily reminder that our nation's founding document was written by a coke-dealing transmasc weaboo with a degree in art education.
All those years ago, he put pen to paper and came back with a simple phrase that would change world history:
Met God, she's black.
If the Trump admin really does edit the panels at the NPS in Philly, people should just start putting up Hatsune Miku binder Jefferson everywhere as a form of political protest.
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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
