Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

dark ambient perfume that smells like dust and molten brass

cutely emits a single ping

do you think you could hang with jesus or was he like always on

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

AI can’t nut like me.

you think you're 'the most fuckable person at the grocery store' and those people aren't thinking about you at all. they're just getting groceries. nothing is about you

Don't listen to them baby. I'm sucking your cock in my mind. And your pussy