Mrs. Moonboots

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

a box of biohazard maybe

the only hazard here is ur attitude

brian quit playing games with my heart

Lmfao

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

bespoke: humans making up stupid limitations just to fuck with the supernatural beings

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

OH MY G OD

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.

But it’s never too late to start

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

? Yea is this not the same everywhere??

Also, most areas in America don’t even HAVE passenger rail anymore

The automotive industry purposely tried to kill off trains here in America

Public transit in general if we’re being honest.

As an europeean, what the fuck america?

if you ever see something weird about america chances are it’s because some powerful industry decided to kill something that would have worked towards the public good for profit

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person