I'm... Real? I'm... Gatdamn... Alive?

wearing a white shirt in public is so scary what if it rains and laser cheese comes after me

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

Furries making every species look like a dog is definitely a thing but people are becoming so mean about it either make an anatomy tutorial or shut up, this is usually a result of not knowing how to construct a head any other way than it is artistic choice

the most rapturous vision of toriel the alabaster furred maiden from our most blessed undertale has vizited me as i sat in silent prayer in the garden. god has sent to me a sign of Toriel from undertale

It used to be 15 years ago people would discretely trash "bad" art on forums (still bullying and fucked up!!) but nowadays the kids on twitter straight up qrt hate on people's art it's like actually insane I'm so glad I'm not a beginner artist rn

You know the vitamin or nutrient that exists in sunlight? I don’t remember what it’s called. But there’s a second kind of energy that exists in night air only. The scientists are gonna make a discovery pretty soon. You have to expose yourself to both of them in equal amounts. Otherwise: sour mood, diarrhea, and death…

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

he's so hot i need to feed him the world's most perfect strawberry

Everyone is lusting over the Fat spectre..

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

It's so important to acknowledge the very real and sometimes truly horrible failings of the healthcare profession and the pharmaceutical industry while never ever ever letting them drive us into the arms of pseudoscientific bullshit. This is something I feel really strongly about.

op must have been snacking on cheese and crackers when they made this