I'm... Real? I'm... Gatdamn... Alive?

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone

One of my favorite pieces of lore I've invented in my tomodachi life game is that there's a famous musician called Metal Pipe who has an album called Pipe Sounds that's just recordings of metal being dropped on concrete. And everyone loves it.

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

my morning juic3e mqkes me fuck hard for the race

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else