THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

i forget that people like it when their ships are like married and in love or whatever and aren't so divorced they can't even stand to be in the same room without having a psychological meltdown like that isn't the pinnacle of romantic obsession. sorry i was raised by wire mother

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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