Homeward Bound

Can you swap their heads ?

basically as I grow older I’ve shifted from “the mortifying ordeal of being known” to “to be known is a blessing” because I truly am touched that people think about me and remember things about me, even something as simple as my usual order at a cafe

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

watches project hail mary. fucking loves it. finds out the whole thing was done with practical sets/puppets and minimal CGI. starts reading the book. gets on tumblr to see what people are saying. they are headcanoning ryland grace as aroace and talking about the power of friendship. they are calling the genre “cosmic hope”. chat we fucking won

do you think it feels good for wolves to go awoo i think it feels good

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.