Homeward Bound

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

happy pride month to this post specifically

Can you swap their heads ?

basically as I grow older I’ve shifted from “the mortifying ordeal of being known” to “to be known is a blessing” because I truly am touched that people think about me and remember things about me, even something as simple as my usual order at a cafe

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

fourth base is talking about your feelings

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger