Everything Sucks!

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

…and at the end, he takes a bite because it’s all chocolate.

“ao3 always receives more funds and donations than what they ask for” yeah that’s because people love a place that actually protects all fanfics, art and artists against censorship, purity culture and capitalism. shocking, I know

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

ao3 will give fair warning for maintenance and out loud i'm all "okay cool thx" but inside every fandom obsession i've ever had is suddenly clawing at the walls like "brodeo, if you don't read five million k of fanfic in those exact 20hrs of downtime ur gonna explode and die"

We have a little more than 12 hours left to Prepare. Make sure you have Too Many Tabs open, and to hit the Entire Work button, and download some things just in case.

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

That boy is more sushi than robot by now.

enough mpreg. give him mpostpartum depression

frankenstein (1818)

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand