The American Way: Never be satisfied, never stop trying

I stay away from men that hate women, and women that hate men. They be so miserable

I don't hate straight people or neurotypicals, because I was raised with decency and not to judge entire groups I've known plenty fine people from both and usually those who say they haven't met fine people from a group tends to work on confirmation bias

To all my Espeon and Umbreon (I'm looking at you @lucygraycovey) fans, Hallmark will be selling ornaments of both

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this you are in fact lying.

…..so….so so many….

Foxface, Thresh, Finnick, Prim, even Cecelia in The Hunger Games

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

I've been using that website since no later than I was 16 I found it because I said "Well if a dictionary is how you find definitions maybe a reverse dictionary is how you find the word"

I’m guessing it had nothing to do with Natalie Portman iykyk

Peacocks are Basically just drag Queen turkeys

Then what are peahens

The response to DOGE and Nick Shirley was disappointing People complain about how bad the economy is but then get angrier over people exposing fraud over the fraud itself

“I remember an artistic and eager lady asking me in her grand green drawing-room whether I believed in comradeship between the sexes, and why not. I was driven back on offering the obvious and sincere answer ‘Because if I were to treat you for two minutes like a comrade you would [throw] me out of the house.’”—G. K. Chesterton, What’s Wrong with the World

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I reposted this and all my practicals went decently. This potato works fr OMGGGGGG

Reblogging because exams aa gaye

I'm reblogging and just hoping for the best on this one!

Here goes nothing.

Ooo great potato bring me lottery $luck$

I got nothing to lose

I went to the Wieliczka Salt Mine in 2019, I could actually breath normally for the first time in my life

if this happens, nice will be used to ironically mean something bad, thus evolving American English in a way never seen before

You're not wrong at all, not sure how I feel about this word getting shifted like that, but you're not wrong

I mean, the original original definition of "nice" is "foolish".

It's like when a southern woman says 'bless their heart' now then, except we just don't know it anymore.

They can't be evil they're literally called NICE