this is how it goes

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

anyone wanna sit together in silence while you do your thing and i do my thing and we do our things. together. in silence

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal