AmbitiousAuthor

I like that both OP and the cat are crying

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

Which naturally leads me to the concept of a dragon who hoards orphan baby dragons. A very beleaguered but proud horde father. Woe betide the thief who sneaks into this dragon's lair, it's just a pile of variously-aged glittering dragon children who immediately start chasing him with wild abandon.

Fools, she is force choking the lobster.

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

this is how sharks stay smooth

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

the best part is the rapidly growing crowd of onlooker fish and squids hoping that this event will end in a festive shower of delicious shark guts (it did not. woe to the peanut gallery)

@gallus-rising

It's like seeing someone clean a dirty ass container that you KNOW is good food and you are secretely hoping they'll open it while cleaning it...Except they just clean it and the delicious food gets to walk away...Mondays.

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically